Thirsty Partner: The ocean is turning pink! Bit by bit
sea life by sea life - everything is turning into… strawberry milkshake mixture!!!
Yesterday we report that some very rich (and handsome)
teenagers sent 50 ships full of strawberry milkshake mixture to be dumped in
the sea!
Right now mayhem is being caused as some angry, frustrated
fishermen storm the malls destroying anything that has the word milkshake or
strawberry.
Mothers forced to drive to the beach with massive cups and
straws to give their kids the dream they always wanted. Kids squeal with glee
as they play in the yummy milkshake sea.
The sea life organisations are furious as everything they ever
researched is destroyed by some stupid (handsome) teenagers. They are now starting
World War “Sea” against the teenagers.
Looks like a tough fight, harpoons and fish slappers on the
sea life side while on the teenager side there are milk blasters and milkshake
grenades. Wish them luck.
This has been another Matthew Rodgerson newspaper
created by Matthew Rodgerson.
