Matthew's Imaginative Newspaper Article

THE OCEANS ARE TURNING PINK! 

Thirsty Partner: The ocean is turning pink! Bit by bit sea life by sea life - everything is turning into… strawberry milkshake mixture!!! 

Yesterday we report that some very rich (and handsome) teenagers sent 50 ships full of strawberry milkshake mixture to be dumped in the sea! 

Right now mayhem is being caused as some angry, frustrated fishermen storm the malls destroying anything that has the word milkshake or strawberry. 

Mothers forced to drive to the beach with massive cups and straws to give their kids the dream they always wanted. Kids squeal with glee as they play in the yummy milkshake sea. 

The sea life organisations are furious as everything they ever researched is destroyed by some stupid (handsome) teenagers. They are now starting World War “Sea” against the teenagers. 

Looks like a tough fight, harpoons and fish slappers on the sea life side while on the teenager side there are milk blasters and milkshake grenades. Wish them luck.

 

This has been another Matthew Rodgerson newspaper created by Matthew Rodgerson.

Caitlyn's Running Success

Caitlyn makes Nelson Evening Mail for the city to Saxton fun walk/run that was on Sunday 13th April. Caitlyn ran the 10 km in 1 hour 10 minutes. A pretty good time for her 1st 10 km run.

Scott playing golf at Summer Tournament

Tom's Fortunately/Unfortunately Story

     F = Fortunately

     U = Unfortunately

    Justin Bieber came to Nelson for a concert.

U. I was sick.

F. my friend Matthew went to see the concert.

U. Matthew slipped into the pool.

F. Justin Bieber came to perform at my house.

U. Matthew was still in the pool.

F. Justin Bieber helped Matthew get out of the pool.

U. Justin Bieber fell into the pool.

F. I helped them out.

U. I fell into the pool.

Matthew's Fortunately/Unfortunately Story

     F = Fortunately

     U = Unfortunately

Santa got stuck as he squeezed down our small chimney

U. the fire was on.

F. we were able to steal his presents.

U. Rudolph slipped into the fire.

F. He tasted like chicken.

U. a graffiti artist painted his sleigh pink.

F. Santa slipped.

U. he didn’t die.

F. we took his sleigh.

U. Santa got arrested for going into people's houses uninvited.

F. we had a great time eating Rudolph.

U. all the presents Santa was delivering were for girls.

F. we were able to sell them on Trade Me.

U. we sold out in a split second.

F. we are rich.

Summer's Limerick

There once was a small girl named Jade,

Who smacked herself with a spade!

She caused a racket,

That woke Mr. Hackett,

And he chased her down the parade.    

Joe's Limerick

There once was an old man called Lucy,

Who had some trouble going poopsy.

Let out a big roar,

Fell to the floor,

After that he went a bit loopsy!

Brodie's Limerick

There once was a young lady named Sally,

Who jumped in a pool of jelly.

But Scott stopped her,

Her cat started to purr,

So she went inside to watch telly.

Some of our NEW flags for New Zealand! (We are e-mailing them to the prime minister!)

Elise's Flag

Millie-Rose's Flag

Mitchell's Flag

Olivia's Flag

Casey's Limericks

There once was a jolly old chappy,

Who tried to make his friends happy.

By making a steak,

He made a mistake,

So now they’ll never be happy.

 

 

There once was a kid that was clumsy,

Who really liked to wear a bright onesie.

He tripped and fell,

No one could tell,

Then he called out for his lovely mumsy.

Alex and Sam's Limericks

There Once Was Man From Spain,

Who Liked To Fly His Plane.

He Was Flying Around,

He Crashed To The Ground,

And Never To Be Seen Again!

 

 

There Once Was A Cute Little Turtle,

Who Was Friends With Moaning Myrtle.

She Cried And Wept,

And He Just Slept,

And Ended Up Getting Hurtled.

 

There Once Was A Fat Cat Named Mat,

Who Slept On All The Mats.

He Got Hit By The Door,

Landed On The Floor,

And Never Went Back To That Mat.

 

Isaac and Tom's Limerick

There once was a man called Mr Bun,

And he shot his foot with a big gun.

His holey shoe untied,

And he cried and cried,

So that day he didn’t have much fun.

Matthew's Limerick

There once was a man named Matt,

Who had a very fat cat.

The cat ate a quill,

Which caused a very big spill,

On Matt who was taking a nap.

Tom's thoughts about the missing plane.

The Malaysian plane has been missing for days. Everyone in the world has been helping find it. What I think happened is the co-pilot hijacked everything, like the GPS and other things. And two passengers took stolen passports to go on the plane.

Casey's thoughts about the missing plane

WOW! Who would hijack a plane and set it off course?

I can imagine what the people that were on the plane's families would be thinking: "I hope he’s alright. I hope I see them again." 

In my opinion I reckon that the co-pilot has turned off the G.P.S. and has flown the plane off course. My reasons why I think the co-pilot has hijacked the plane are: Before he left he gave his wedding ring back to his wife and said, “I hope nothing happens to me," and he was acting mysterious getting through the gate and onto the plane. 

At the moment I think the co-pilot has hijacked the plane. In my opinion I am never going to fly on a plane until they find the plane and arrest the HIJACKERS!!!!

Cruising through the Pelorous Sound to Nydia Bay

Kayaking in the bay

Tenting at Nydia Bay Lodge

Nydia Bay Track

Yay! We reached the top of 'The Incline'!

Lifejacket Nappies!

Sophie being Sophie!

Tom and Joe

Fun times at Nydia Bay