Matthew's Fortunately/Unfortunately Story

     F = Fortunately

     U = Unfortunately

Santa got stuck as he squeezed down our small chimney

U. the fire was on.

F. we were able to steal his presents.

U. Rudolph slipped into the fire.

F. He tasted like chicken.

U. a graffiti artist painted his sleigh pink.

F. Santa slipped.

U. he didn’t die.

F. we took his sleigh.

U. Santa got arrested for going into people's houses uninvited.

F. we had a great time eating Rudolph.

U. all the presents Santa was delivering were for girls.

F. we were able to sell them on Trade Me.

U. we sold out in a split second.

F. we are rich.